Troy and Roger been waiting for tonight (whoa-oh!) for longer than they care to admit, and it’s FINALLY time for them to discuss two of their favorite topics of all time… Jennifer Lopez and big fuckin’ snakes! Join the guys as they delve deep into the lush rainforests of Brazil to discuss everyone’s favorite “so bad it’s good” mid-90s creature feature Anaconda! Get swept away with them as they make their way down the Amazon river, and allow them to beguile you as they discuss important and applicable topics such as notably bad movies that are made significantly more palatable thanks to their surprisingly competent digital effects, the fact that Owen Wilson can only play characters that act and sound exactly like Owen Wilson, the common inability to accurately pronounce Kari Wuhrer’s last name, and the mysterious origins of Jon Voights unique and indistinguishable accent. Trust these gays when they warn you that THIS Anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got buns hun, and that’s why JLo needs to watch her ample and curvaceous backside as she prepares to go into battle! Now hurry up and regurgitate your latest meal so you can properly treat yourself to a fresh helping of Dark Night of the Podcast!

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Get ready for Troy and Roger to do Hollywood as they dive deep into Brian DePalma’s 1984 erotic thriller Body Double. Brimming with breasts and boasting a scene stealing performance from a pixie voiced Melanie Griffith, this flick literally has it all! We’re talking Mrs. Doubtfire-quality prosthetic applications, power drill kills that aren’t the ones from Slumber Party Massacre, Brinke Stevens in a movie that isn’t Slumber Party Massacre, a dog so irrationally violent that it’s in fact the scariest aspect of the film, and whether or not one’s claustrophobia is warranted when standing inside a relatively spacious pedestrian tunnel. So bust out your telescope and take a nice long peak, because Troy and Roger are about to shimmy their way into another episode! Also, if you're interested in monthly exclusive bonus content, please check out our Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/darknightofthepodcast.

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Pick up 2 six packs and make sure to earn your 10% senior discount, because this week's episode is ready to go on FALL BREAK! So cram into the convertible with Troy and Roger and get ready for a hell of a weekend as they discuss Buddy Coopers’ gruesome and gory 1984 slasher flick The Mutilator! Get ready to discuss an array of topics including the unforgettable opening-credit ear worm “Fall Break”, day-players who were clearly cast minutes prior to filming their dialogue, casually framed images of brutally mutilated people, and one of the best horror movie finales to come out of the 80s! So get ready to listen to two gay men critique a woman on how she should react when receiving a metal hook up her nether-regions, because our episode of The Mutilator is here! Also, if you're interested in monthly exclusive bonus content, please check out our Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/darknightofthepodcast.

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It’s time to gather your family around the dinner table (no matter how much you may want to kill some of them), because our latest episode is about to bust through your windows and break down your doors! So you better get ready to Step Up (both literally and figuratively) as ‘Step Up’ franchise star Sharni Vinson prepares to kick some serious ass in this weeks selection You're Next. Join us as we discuss Barbara Crampton’s ageless beauty, the awkward relatability of toxic family dynamics, the many ways to injure a man with a meat mallet, and one of the single best final girls to come out of the 2010s… our favorite Aussie badass Erin!  So bust out your blenders and get ready for battle, because You’re Next is in fact NEXT! Also, if you're interested in monthly exclusive bonus content, please check out our Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/darknightofthepodcast

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Our first episode of 2023 explores a demand for fish that can simply not be quelled! “WE WANT FISH” Troy and Roger proclaim! But can their demands be met when airborne Piranha are on the loose?! Join the guys as they discuss the unexpected early works of James Cameron, their desire to attend an all-you-can eat fish fry event, and the single horniest cast of supporting characters we’ve encounter to date… which is saying QUITE a lot! It’s 2023, ya bitches! Start it off right and get ready to take a big old bite out of Piranha 2: the Spawning! Also, if you're interested in monthly exclusive bonus content, please check out our Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/darknightofthepodcast

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Hey..quiet……it’s them again….the moanahs!  Merry Christmas indeed as Troy and Roger finally discuss Bob Clark's highly influential and often overlooked 1974 suspense masterpiece Black Christmas. Join the guys as they ponder Billy's back story, chat toilet bowl booze, and bestow praise on one of the most progressive and three dimensional final girls in horror history! Also, if you're interested in monthly exclusive bonus content, please check out our Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/darknightofthepodcast

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Grab your camping gear, camera equipment, and trusty map and join Troy and Roger as they head into the woods of Burkittsville, Maryland to discuss the highly influential, yet highly divisive, found footage shocker The Blair Witch Project. Will Troy convince Roger that the film is a modern masterpiece as they discuss the film's innovative marketing campaign, the perhaps bloated amounts of characters bickering, and a cast of interesting townsfolk that we'd definitely like to see more of! Also, if you're interested in monthly exclusive bonus content, please check out our Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/darknightofthepodcast

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We're coming to get you listeners! This week Troy and Roger tackle the highly influential and iconic George Romero masterpiece Night of the Living Dead, which also happens to be Roger's favorite horror film of all time! Join the guys as they discuss late night cemetery visits, groundbreaking character dynamics, and a bleak ending steeped in social and political subtext. Also, if you're interested in monthly exclusive bonus content, please check out our Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/darknightofthepodcast

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Buckle up, bitches. Troy and Roger are about to merge their daddy’s red SUV onto Route 23, and you’re all invited to come along for the ride! Join the boys as they cover all the topics including the underestimated likability factor possessed by the delicate and demure AJ Cook, the importance of having a diverse and dynamic cast, the fact that completely implausible plot twists are slightly more palatable when the kills are great, and THAT scene… oh yeah… THAT one. The moment we even hinted at this title we know exactly where your minds went… We’ve never looked at a log truck the same way since. So get ready for a fast paced ride on the Highway to Hell… It’s Final Destination 2!

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This week's episode is a special one. To celebrate the one year anniversary of launching our Patreon, we're releasing one of our early Patreon Exclusive episodes to the masses to give ya'all a taste of what you're missing out on! For this episode we take a deep dive into the highly controversial 2011 film Megan is Missing directed by Michael Goi.  Does this film have any merit at all or is it simply exploitative trash? What are YOUR thoughts? If you enjoy this episode, head on over to our Patreon at www.patreon.com/darknightofpodcast to get access to all of our exclusive content!

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